DO NOT READ THIS! FOR YOU HAVE NOW BEEN...wasting a few seconds of your time. Yes! My plan is working!! As more people waste their precious seconds I shall continue to collect them then seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours, hours into half and hours, half an hours into hours, hours into days, days into weeks, weeks into fortnights, then months, then YEARS.
Yea I have no idea what's going on there. Just spontaneous writing. You get an idea and you build on it. Tearing down the walls of common sense and logic.
Anyways. I think that should be the new title of this blog. Anyways. I use it so frequently whilst I blog. Whilst. Such a funny word. "While I blog", "whilst I blog". It just adds so much sophistication into the sentence. Heh, I'm doing so many other things whilst (there it is again) trying to write this blog down. I have the attention span of a pebble. A pebble rolling down a hill. Or a pig on fire.
So...HAWKWARD. Yea, I'm just gonna end this here.
Me: "This is the end of the line for you, This Here."
This Here: "Not in a million years!"
Me: "Exactly, in a few seconds/minutes, not a million years."
This Here: "Oh. ... Damn."
Me: "But before I do that, why is your name This Here?"
TH: "What do you mean why is my name This Here, cuz it is!"
Me: "But I mean come on, that's a preposterous name!"
TH: "ARE YOU INSULTING MY PARENTS?!?!?"
Me: "No, I'm insulting your name."
TH: "But they gave me this name that you are insulting therefore you are indirectly insulting them!"
Me: "In that case you are also insulting my parents by accusing that I would insult another person's parents with no good reason, due to the lack of teaching on my parent's part."
TH: "Dude, you think too much."
Me: "I know."
*slash*
Ivan ends This Here.
That was fun.
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